Quotes of late

I have funny friends;
The one is learning swedish and is being bombarded by slang expressions. Me and another friend were using the swedish word "polare" (slang for friend), which confused her.

She said "what does that mean, are they from Poland or what?!"

The other friend had an e-mail shortage when we arrived home from a trip to town and she exclaimed

"I don't have ANY new e-mails, not even a single spam!".

Desperate?