Computer breakdown

So I was all back again and ready to blog my arse off. Then my computer decides that it will have a complete breakdown. Everytime I try to start my computer now, it begins the start-up process, but freezes and refuses to continue. I must say I am a lady of pretty good patience, but when it comes to computer difficulties, I really can't handle the situation. I get so annoyed, and just want to throw it out the window. The only reason I don't, is that I live on the ground floor and know that a throw through my window won't cause a for me satisfying level of damage to it. And also because I know that if I ask kindly, my sister's husband might be able to help me get a some of my 10'000 photos off the bloody thing. So now, instead of relaxing and making Christmas candy with my cute boyfriend this weekend, I have to sort things out with my computer. Well well. The plan is now that I will bring all the ingredients (and the cute boyfriend) over to my sister's place, and make our Christmas candy there instead, while her husband tries to sort things out with the stupid fucking computer. I wish I had enough money, to buy a new computer each time it was giving me trouble. Or that I could just know (not having to learn first!) how to fix every problem it might get into.

My brilliant paper is now re-re-submitted, and I am hoping for a rapid and pleasant answer!