(C)attack.
As it wasn't hard enough for me anyway to go to bed yesterday, the bigger of my sister's two cats made it hell of a lot more unpleasant.
About two weeks ago my landlady considered it warm enough outside (about 10 degrees Celsius) to significantly reduce the heaters. Some days, like yesterday, when it is a bit windy, it still gets rather cold inside though. Or not cold, but chilly. Especially for me. I like it when it is about 24-25C indoors, but now it is probably closer to 19. It is an acceptable temperature when dressed, but yesterday when I was preparing for bed, naturally I undressed. I went under the cold covers, and both cats came and joined me, eager to share my body heat with me.
Without making the story erotic (hopefully!), I just want you all to reflect over the effect chillyness have on nipples. With that said, the cats both cuddled up close, but I was still quite cold. I lifted the cover to check the progress on the cats finding a nice arrangement for themselves. But before being able to react, the bigger of the cats launched himself at my nipple, biting it really hard. A spontaneous 'aaawhouch' slipped from me, a bit loud I guess, and the cat jumped backwards in a terrified manner, running away. I guess he was a bit alarmed, not being prepared for that little thing he bit would be able to give rise to such an intimidating scream.
Before long he came back again though. Hopefully a bit ashamed about what he had done, and like a Pavlov's cat preferably now fully negatively conditioned never to attack nipples again. My sister should thank me!
2 Comments:
Hilarious. You DO have a way with words, especially for a scientist. And if you don't consider yourself a scientist, you're certainly more educated in science than I...
Hey Arlen,
I do consider myself a scientist, at least most of the time. Not when I am writing my blog though. It is a profession, not a life style, no matter what my professor says! I understand your comment "especially for a scientist". I think it is very common among scientist to be unable to write properly. Many are of course able to express themselves, but far from all, which I think the case ought to be like. If you can't write, how will people understand/care about what you've done. This is not only the case for scientists of course, but for many other professions too.
Man! I just think I lost an entire post, due to blogger.com problems. Bah! Now I am getting annoyed...
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