New age

New-age crap at Emmas café. A great coffee place, with super-good coffe, and you even get a piece of dark chocolate with your cappuchino. They're chocolate cake is choccoriffic, try it! But avoid looking straight at their new-age kitsch. A water fountain thing, probably installed with a smoke effect too. I threatened the cute couple with buying them one of those fountains for their new apartment.

They were not thrilled.