Equilibrium

Ever this dramatic and pretentious talk about finding yourself, and finding balance in your life. Now listen carefully, I will tell you how to do it properly.

First, as I did this morning, you go work out real good. You need to sweat heavily, and wind up exhausted and panting. After that you go home, calm down, wash the mess of your body.

Then you spend some time making something absolutely brilliantly delicious, as I did. You make dark chocolate truffles. Roast hazel nuts, chop them up semi-finely. Melt good dark chocolate, mix with a little bit of whole cream, and the roasted nuts. Let cool for 30 minutes in the fridge. Shape into your regular truffle size, and put them in a bag of nice cocoa powder. Then just spend your afternoon guzzling. That's balance for you alright!

(You are very welcome to quote me anytime)