Mutant pin
I am sure you all know of them, but I just don't know the word in english for them. They are these sticky rolling pins you can use on clothes to remove dust and hairs from your clothes. Like a sticky rolling pin for clothes, hereafter referred to as 'sticky pin'.
I am letting my boyfriend use me as a hairdresser, since I love to cut hair, and since I am getting pretty good at it by now (having cut him a few times, and also my dad's scanty hairs since forever). Last time I cut sweet boyfriend's hair was 3 weeks ago. I let it be a bit longer this time, to try something new. Due to hair growing fast in general, and especially when sunny, it was today again time to cut the hair.
We sat outside to minimize the hair spread. As a result, hairs spread very little indoors, but due to head wind, all the mini-hairs being cut off flew straigt onto me and my clothes in general. When the hair dressing was finished, we both took a shower to remove all these little evil hairs that you get absolutely everywhere after having cut someone's hair, or have gotten your own hair cut. Despite the shower, I still had small hairs on me, stinging me all over my torso. I was getting annoyed, and found one of these sticky pins on a shelf.
It looked a bit weird, a bit more transparent and yellowish than the one I have at home. But I thought it would work fine nonetheless to remove my embarrasing torso hair growth. I put it straight onto my left breast... and it stuck hard. It was like someone had put on some serious mutant, crazy efficient Eastern Europe glue that had been banned from the market a decade or so. I am sure it wasn't, or I hope so at least. But this was what sprung to my mind, as I rolled the thing off my breast, feeling like my nipple would be ripped straight off my body.
I put the sticky pin down where I found it, and walked away making a mental note.
2 Comments:
I'd love to say something that is profound and oh so deep, but alas...
The sticky pin that I saw in the pharmacy recently was simply called a "lint remover."
Try to conceal your disappointment!
Have a great day,
Arlen
Ah, lint remover. Excellent, now I know that! You teach me so many good words.
My friend Peter commented how he thought since I published the picture of Cute Cat's wasp stung face, then by all sense of fairness, I also should blog the pin sticked to my breast.
I let him know that this isn't that type of blog.
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