Bachelorette event!

- Finally I can blog my penises

As when any wedding is getting closer, it is time to show the bride a real good time and give her a treat. Today is the day after that day, and I am sitting her with my second bottle of water, trying to force as much of it as possible in me. It was such a hilarious evening. She had absolutely NO idea what was going to happen, and didn't expect us to do anything for her, since her other friends in Austria have already planned something for when she goes home just before the wedding. Even when she saw us at the beer place, she didn't understand what was going on. She was just surprised and happy to see us. It wasn't until I presented her with the penis straw on a string, that she caught on. Flipped her hands over her eyes, and shouted "noooooo!". She was so in the dark. How can you be that naïve? Thinking that getting married is some walk in the park, something you can go through, without for one evening having to drink all your drinks through a penis straw?

We had some beers first, and I felt tipsy even arriving at the restaurant, which was our second stop. There we had some excellent lebaneese warm and cold small dishes. The place was very genuine, and so was the lebaneese waitress and the elderly man owner. They were so kind, and gave us some complimentary dishes, and were really really hospitable. I recommend the restaurant to anyone visiting Malmö! Ambience is the name of that brilliant lebaneese restaurant, one street of Lilla Torg in Malmö. Just go there!

After that we walked over to one of the girls' place, with some mock detours, pretending we were going to a church etc. Upon arrival, we had champagne, and then my sister came over with the entertainment! Her non-boyfriend; the tango/salsa teaching male stripper (apparently). By the end of the evening, the bride-to-be were wearing her gift, a candy bra, which everyone were eating from, and the stripper was wearing nothing but his string underwear teaching people the tango and salsa. Brilliant, just brilliant. Topping the evening off, we served the cake I had made (as seen in the pictures) a huge raspberry penis with small penis marsipan decorations. People were heard saying a few (already) classic comments during the evening, e.g. "everyone's eating the bride" (really referring to her candy bra), and the bride-to-be said utterly exhausted "I have had so much penis today!". It's not easy getting married, I tell you that!

Enjoy the pictures, and feel free to let yourself be inspired for your next bachelorette event, or a...tuesday.