Funny lab
The lab can be quite funny, at times. This I realised when I today, for the first time in months, spent time ABOVE ground at the lab, i.e. not only in the animal house (where you rarely meet people).
First.
James called me when I was working in the animal house on Friday. He was helping me mix some powder-based glue, and couldn't seem to find the powder anywhere. I told him that I thought it was in the desiccator in the fridge. He didn't really know what a desiccator whas, so I explained that it is a glass container keeping powders super-dry. So he thanked for the information, and I didn't hear back from him.
Today I asked how it had gone on Friday with the glue-making, and he told me that he hadn't been able to find the powder, and hadn't been sure if he understood me correctly over the phone, so he had gone and asked another colleague about this dessicator-thingy.
James to Marco: - "So Marco, do you know where the defecator is?".
I almost laughed my head off when he told me. Was he really looking for a toilet, in fancy medical lingo?
Then.
I remembered a story Linda had told me.
Katie, that used to work at my lab always uses lovely-smelling handcreams, and her hair smells like a bowl of flowers, so whenever you cross her path, you get surrounded by this nice-smelling aura.
So Linda was going to the toilet, but it was busy. But just as she was about to leave, the door unlocked and out came Katie, so Linda went in. Later Linda met Katie again, so Linda honestly told her "Katie, it always smells so nice when you've been to the toilet!".
The weirdest quote of the day?
And what is quite obvious after these two stories: either the humor in the lab is generally pee-poo-oriented, or I only report these toilet-oriented jokes, for some reason. Perhaps that this is the humor of my preference? A question impossible to solve.